If you kill the dead, does that mean they’ll come back to life? Run this through the Blurbinator ((c) Doofenshmirtz Corp.), and you get: Yeah, the cast are based on Blake and Vila from Blake’s 7. Tanith Lee liked this cover because the guy looks like Paul Darrow. More like “Dark destiny for coherent blurbs”… I will kill these ghosts with my super powered jazz-hands! I think he’s trying to be the next Captain Morgan. Oh cool, it’s the latest Blackmore’s Night album, schweet. There were a lot of wacked out Tanith Lee covers back then. I think the cover was part of the reason I bought it. Parl Dro is not stupid, he’s not expendable, and he’s not going. Especially when they’re notorious addicts, or headless guys. Why is that thumb censoring the skeleton? Surely, a sheep would do.Īnd that’s why you don’t make a death pact with the other members of your rock band. Does his mother know he’s raiding her closet? And then getting zombie drool all over her best funeral wear? I was also wondering what had happened to Noel Fielding of the Mighty Boosh.ĭark destiny for the cross-dressing exorcist…

I wonder, can a ghost-skeleton’s sword go “TING!” “Dark destiny for the exorcist spirit-banisher’s shadowy fate!” Jack Palance wasn’t going to let the small matter of being dead prevent him from starring in the Hawk the Slayer sequel.Ĭonsidering how the dead have already been killed, I think the subtitle should read something like:

Isn’t that iron maiden’s Eddie grabbing his leg bottom right? That’s the really scary thing on this book cover. 1.5 x fear score.Īnd notice the twin necked guitar, those monsters are in for a shock when he fires up that baby and rips out a half hour guitar solo. It’s not just any old skeleton, it’s headless skeleton. It’s good, but it doesn’t have Nazi Leprechauns. Why is his right sleeve cuff so enormous, and his left sleeve cuff so tight to his wrist? It’s a riddle wrapped inside an enigma.

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